Remember in this oppo election, Vote for me.

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/09/2016 at 01:18 • Filed to: None

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I’ll supply you with pictures of dogs with funny faces! Pictures of real Shelby Cobras! I have the best hair! And I promise to stay green, not by regulating emissions, but by buying exclusively clothes from the ‘60s and ‘70s, so I’ll recycle and look good and offset your race car’s emissions! I also would like to name theLOUDMUSIC as my VP if elected, and he will share the entirety of his fabled car wallpaper vault with the masses. A vote for Benjamin is a vote for traditional American values! Big cars! Big engines! Rumbly exhausts! A vote for Benjamin is a vote for you! And remember..

If you wanna keep the cool cars rollin’ you gotta vote for Rolland!

Make Oppo great again

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR 05/09/2016 at 01:22

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NO.

TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR 05/09/2016 at 01:23

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A vote for Rolland is a vote for melted watches.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Your boy, BJR 05/09/2016 at 01:23

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A vote for Ben is a vote for Oppo! Vote Benjamin Rolland, the only person in this election that has the nads to use his actual name! Benjamin Rolland also shares a name with a founder of the greatest country on Earth! Can SavetheIntegras say that? No, because his first name is save.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/09/2016 at 01:26

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TheHondaBro > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 05/09/2016 at 01:26

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You’re forgetting about George Washington’s older, wiser brother, Save Washington, who helped found the Southern American colonies.

Your boy, BJR > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 01:27

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OHHHH it’s called fuckin’ style here in Jersey.

Your boy, BJR > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/09/2016 at 01:28

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I'll change the national symbol from the Bald eagle to your puppy if I win.

TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR 05/09/2016 at 01:29

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In California we’d call it a heat wave, but whatever.

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 05/09/2016 at 01:30

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Erection season > election season

DKerstan > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 05/09/2016 at 01:33

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this is gold.

Your boy, BJR > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 01:36

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Ok let’s debate then.

Which state has been American longer: NJ or California? NJ. Winner: Benjamin

What state has the most restrictive emission laws in the country: Califonia or NJ? California. Winner: Benjamin (quick sidebar: CA’s emissions standards led to a 180hp, 305ci powered Corvette. I don’t know about our voters, but I think that’s sorta like wiping your ass with both the American flag and the racing flag at the same time)

Who gave the world Bruce Springsteen, our founding father’s founding father: NJ or California? NJ again! Looks like I won this debate.

Vote for Benjamin Rolland!

46and2aheadofme > Your boy, BJR 05/09/2016 at 01:42

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More like Benjamin Button because that’s exactly the direction that car culture needs to go. Backwards! To yer roots!

His Stigness > Your boy, BJR 05/09/2016 at 02:16

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Depends on if you’re from California.

Leon711 > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 05/09/2016 at 04:36

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I didn’t know the UK was founded by a Benjamin.

JR1 > Your boy, BJR 05/09/2016 at 09:04

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What about Lincolns?

Your boy, BJR > JR1 05/09/2016 at 09:16

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Sure, why not!